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H. Youngman - I was so ugly when I was born; the doctor slapped my mother.
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    H. Youngman
    American comedian and violinist 1906-1998
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    I was so ugly when I was born; the doctor slapped my mother.

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I was so ugly when I was born; the doctor slapped my mother.
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