Quotes by funerals

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  • Voltaire
    Voltaire
    French writer and philosopher (ps. of Fran├žois Marie Arouet) 1694-1778
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    Animals have these advantages over man: They have no theologians to instruct them, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
  • Bob Monkhouse
    Bob Monkhouse
    English entertainer and comedian 1928-2003
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    Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
    Source: Obituary in The Independent
  • Yogi Berra
    Yogi Berra
    American baseball player 1925-
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    Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
  • Mark Twain
    Mark Twain
    American writer (ps. of Samuel Langhorne Clemens) 1835-1910
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    He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.
  • Caitlin Doughty
    Caitlin Doughty
    American author, blogger 1984-
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    The biggest problem is the funerals that don't exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn't in the United States.
  • Jimmy Dean
    Jimmy Dean
    American country music singer, actor, and businessman 1928-2010
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    You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.
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