Quotes: goofball

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  • David Letterman
    David Letterman
    American television host, comedian, writer, and producer 1947-
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    There is a new billboard outside Time Square. It keeps an up-to minute count of gun-related crimes in New York. Some goofball is going to shoot someone just to see the numbers move.
  • Billy Gardell
    Billy Gardell
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    Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.
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