Quotes by groucho
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- Groucho Marx: American comic actor
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend on reading it.
Source: Life (9 geb. 1962), over Dawn Ginsbergh's Revenge van S.J. Perelman -
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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He had about as much equipment for the stage as the average Zulu has for psychiatry
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you - he really is an idiot.
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