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  • Groucho Marx
    Groucho Marx
    American comic actor 1895-1977
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    He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you - he really is an idiot.
  • Rich Cook
    Rich Cook
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    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
  • William Shakespeare
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet 1564-1616
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    Life… It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
  • Aristophanes
    Aristophanes
    Ancient Greek comic playwright 446BC-386BC
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    Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?
  • Billy Wilder
    Billy Wilder
    Austrian-American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer and artist 1906-2002
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    A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
    Source: Culture and Commitment, 1929-1945 (1973)
  • Bonnie Jo Campbell
    Bonnie Jo Campbell
    American writer
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    A mathematical proof is beautiful, but when you're finished, it's really only about one thing. A story can be about many things.
  • Paul Bourget
    Paul Bourget
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    A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
  • Samuel Johnson
    Samuel Johnson
    English writer 1709-1784
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    A short letter to a distant friend is, in my opinion, an insult like that of a slight bow or cursory salutation - a proof of unwillingness to do much, even where there is a necessity of doing something.
  • Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
  • Ayn Rand
    Ayn Rand
    Russian Writer, Philosopher 1905-1982
    Ayn Rand
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    Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values.
  • Katharine Hepburn
    Katharine Hepburn
    American Actress, Writer 1907-
    Katharine Hepburn
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    Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
  • Bernice Johnson Reagon
    Bernice Johnson Reagon
    American composer, scholar, and social activist 1942-
    Bernice Johnson Reagon
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    And I used to think that proof that I had religion was whether I knew how to sing all of the songs.
  • Anton Chekhov
    Anton Chekhov
    Russian playwright and short story writer 1860-1904
    Anton Chekhov
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    Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
  • Thomas Alva Edison
    Thomas Alva Edison
    American inventor and founder of General Electric 1847-1931
    Thomas Alva Edison
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    Anything that won't sell, I don't want to invent. Its sale is proof of utility, and utility is success.
  • Edna St. Vincent Millay
    Edna St. Vincent Millay
    American poet 1892-1950
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    April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.
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