Quotes by idiot
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American comic actor 1895-1977
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you - he really is an idiot.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
English playwright and poet 1564-1616
Life… It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
Austrian-American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer and artist 1906-2002
A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.Source: Culture and Commitment, 1929-1945 (1973)
American Actress, Writer 1907-
Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
Russian playwright and short story writer 1860-1904
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
American poet 1892-1950
April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.
British musician 1940-1980
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Icelandic singer, songwriter and actress 1965-
Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
American actor, writer, musician, and producer 1979-
Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
American filmmaker 1922-2010
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
American basketball player and coach 1922-2002
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
American stand-up comedian, actor and author 1937-2008
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.