Quotes by idiot

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  • Groucho Marx
    Groucho Marx
    American comic actor 1895-1977
    Groucho Marx
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    He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you - he really is an idiot.
  • Rich Cook
    Rich Cook
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    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
  • William Shakespeare
    William Shakespeare
    English playwright and poet 1564-1616
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    Lifeā€¦ It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
  • Billy Wilder
    Billy Wilder
    Austrian-American filmmaker, screenwriter, producer and artist 1906-2002
    Billy Wilder
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    A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
    Source: Culture and Commitment, 1929-1945 (1973)
  • Katharine Hepburn
    Katharine Hepburn
    American Actress, Writer 1907-
    Katharine Hepburn
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    Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.
  • Anton Chekhov
    Anton Chekhov
    Russian playwright and short story writer 1860-1904
    Anton Chekhov
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    Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
  • Edna St. Vincent Millay
    Edna St. Vincent Millay
    American poet 1892-1950
    Edna St. Vincent Millay
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    April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers.
  • John Lennon
    John Lennon
    British musician 1940-1980
    John Lennon
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    As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
  • Bjork
    Bjork
    Icelandic singer, songwriter and actress 1965-
    Bjork
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    Believe it or not, I'm a bit clumsy with technology. It's probably why I'm so excited about the touchscreen - even an idiot can use it!
  • Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.
  • Adam Brody
    Adam Brody
    American actor, writer, musician, and producer 1979-
    Adam Brody
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    Comic books aren't nerdy. You'd have to be an idiot to think computers are nerdy.
  • Blake Edwards
    Blake Edwards
    American filmmaker 1922-2010
    Blake Edwards
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    Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
  • Abe Lemons
    Abe Lemons
    American basketball player and coach 1922-2002
    Abe Lemons
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    Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
  • George Carlin
    George Carlin
    American stand-up comedian, actor and author 1937-2008
    George Carlin
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    Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
  • George Carlen
    George Carlen
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    Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
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