Quotes: married

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  • V. P. Skipper
    V. P. Skipper
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    A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
  • Barbra Streisand
    Barbra Streisand
    American singer, songwriter, actress, and filmmaker 1942-
    Barbra Streisand
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    Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
  • Bill Hader
    Bill Hader
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    'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse.
  • A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; and to an old maid, charity.
  • Frank Sinatra
    Frank Sinatra
    American singer, actor, and producer 1915-1998
    Frank Sinatra
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    A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor
    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    American actrice 1919 -
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    A man in love is incomplete until he has married - then he's finished.
  • Henry Louis Mencken
    Henry Louis Mencken
    American journalist and critic 1880-1956
    Henry Louis Mencken
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    A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
  • Barbara Cartland
    Barbara Cartland
    English author of romance novels 1901-2000
    Barbara Cartland
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    A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.
  • George Bernard Shaw
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic 1856-1950
    George Bernard Shaw
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    A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea.
  • George Bernard Shaw
    George Bernard Shaw
    Irish-English writer and critic 1856-1950
    George Bernard Shaw
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    A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.
  • Raymond Chandler
    Raymond Chandler
    American writer 1888-1959
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    A really good detective never gets married.
  • Anne Spencer
    Anne Spencer
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    A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
  • Anna Held
    Anna Held
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    A woman must make her fortune before she is 30; or work after she is 30; or get married.
  • Bob Peterson
    Bob Peterson
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    After my wife and I were married, we obtained a rescue dog from a family that didn't want her anymore. She was a beautiful Collie/Shepherd mix named 'Precious.' It then came to pass that our first marital 'debate' was whether we should change the dog's name away from the same name used by the wacky villain in 'Silence of the Lambs.'
  • Ann Landers
    Ann Landers
    American columnist 1918-
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    All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.
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