Quotes by A. Whitney Brown

A. Whitney Brown

American writer and comedian

Alive from: 1952-

Category: Comedians and humor | Media | Writers (Contemporary)

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    I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
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    A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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    I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
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    Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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    That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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    The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
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    There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
    Source: The Big Picture: An American Commentary (1991)
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