Aaron Allston

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    Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
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    Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
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    Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
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    I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
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    I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
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    If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
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    Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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    Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
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    The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
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    The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.
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    The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
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    The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
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    The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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    There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
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    This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
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