Quotes by Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney

American radio and television writer

Alive from: 1919-2011

Category: Media | Writers (Contemporary)

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    A writer's job is to tell the truth.
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    All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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    Anyone who likes golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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    Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
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    Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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    Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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    Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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    Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
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    Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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    I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
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    I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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    I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
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    I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
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    I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.
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    If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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