Quotes by Arthur Baer

Arthur Baer

Arthur Baer

American journalist and humorist

Alive from: 1886-1969

Category: Comedians and humor | Media

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    She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
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    A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
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    A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
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    A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
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    Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
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    His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
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    If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
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    It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
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    Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
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