Bill Watterson

Quotes: Bill Watterson

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    (Hobbes:) Do you think there's a God? (Calvin:) Well, somebody's out to get me.
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    A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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    Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
    Source: Weirdos from Another Planet
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    As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.
    Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Introduction
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    Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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    God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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    If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
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    If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
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    If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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    It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
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    It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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    Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
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    Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
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    Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
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    Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
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