Quotes by Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson

American cartoonist

Alive from: 1958-

Category: Comedians and humor | Artists

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    A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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    As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.
    Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Introduction
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    Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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    Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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    Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
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    Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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    That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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    The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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    The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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    There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
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    We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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    Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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    Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?
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    (Hobbes:) Do you think there's a God? (Calvin:) Well, somebody's out to get me.
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    Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
    Source: Weirdos from Another Planet
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