Bob Hope

Bob Hope

American comedian, actor

Lived from: 1903-

Category: Comedians and humor | Movie | Media

Quotes: Bob Hope

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    I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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    A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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    Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
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    He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public Transportation.
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    I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

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    I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.
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    I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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    If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
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    If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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    If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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    Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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    My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
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    No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
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