Quotes by Bob Hope

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

American comedian, actor

Alive from: 1903-

Category: Comedians and humor | Movie | Media

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    She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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    Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.
    Source: Introduction to his World War II performances.
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    The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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    The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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    The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. [About Russia]
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    Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.
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    When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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    When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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    When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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    When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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    Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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    You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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    You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
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