Quotes by Bob Newhart

Bob Newhart

Bob Newhart

American stand-up comedian and actor

Alive from: 1929-

Category: Comedians and humor | Movie | Media

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    'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' was the best television, the best cast, the best-written television show ever.
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    A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don't necessarily want to be alive.
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    All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.
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    Chuck Lorre and I had been talking about doing one of his shows for a while. I said I'd like to do 'The Big Bang Theory,' because I think it's the best written, most intelligent show on television.
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    Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life.
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    Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
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    Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.
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    Don Rickles and I are best friends. I know that might seem strange to those who know Don only by reputation, but somebody has to be his friend. Just to make sure I don't forget, Don gave me a doormat that sits just outside the front door of my house. It reads: 'The Newharts: The Rickleses Best Friends.'
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    Don't live in the past. There's no point. You can't change anything. What a waste of time.
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    For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian.
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    For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the results.
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    I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
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    I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
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    I've been a very lucky actor.
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    If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage.
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