Quotes by Bob Saget

Bob Saget
American stand-up comedian, actor, television host and director
Alive from: 1956-
Category: Comedians and humor | Movie | Media
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I really love making people laugh.
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If you laugh at that, you lower the bar, and I will limbo under it because I am a fucked-up guy!
Source: Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007) -
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
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Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
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People ask me what my favorite episode of Full House is; it was the last one!
Source: Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007) -
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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That would be a good public service announcement for Nickelodeon: Hi, this is Bob Saget. Don't fuck that shit. Stay in school. And read!
Source: Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007) -
The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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This woman woke up to see me and John Stamos banging on her windows. She must have thought she died and went to sitcom hell.
Source: Bob Saget: That Aint Right (2007) -
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.
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When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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