Christopher Morley

American Novelist, Journalist, Poet

Lived from: 1890-1957

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
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There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.
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: One of the odd things about being in a hurry is that it seems so fiercely important when you yourself are the hurrier and so comically ludicrous when it is someone else.
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Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
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Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
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Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.
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God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.
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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
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I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind; and it didn't seem to matter.
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In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
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Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
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New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
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No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
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One of the odd things about being in a hurry is that it seems so fiercely important when you yourself are the hurrier and so comically ludicrous when it is someone else.
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