Doug Larson

Doug Larson

American columnist and editor

Lived from: 1926-2017

Category: Media

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    A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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    A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
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    A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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    Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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    An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
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    Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
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    For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
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    If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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    Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
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    Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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    The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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    The most remarkable thing about pollsters is how they find so many people with no opinion.
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    The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
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    The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
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