Evan Esar

American humorist

Lived from: 1899-1995

Category: Comedians and humor

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  A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

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  The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

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  Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

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  Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

About Evan Esar

Evan Esar was an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957.

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