Fred A. Allen

American comic

Lived from: 1894-1957

Quotes: Fred A. Allen

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    A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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    A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
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    A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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    A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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    A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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    A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 am and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 p.m. to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.
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    An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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    An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
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    California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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    Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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    He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
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    Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
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    Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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    I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
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    I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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