Quotes by George Ade

George Ade

American humorist, playwright

Alive from: 1866-1944

Category: Comedians and humor | Writers (Contemporary)

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  For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.

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  In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

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  A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

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  After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.

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  Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.

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  Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

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  If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

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  Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.

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  She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

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  The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.