George Ade

George Ade

American humorist, playwright

Lived from: 1866-1944

Category: Comedians and humor | Writers (Contemporary)

Quotes: George Ade

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    In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
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    For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
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    A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
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    After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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    Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
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    Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
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    If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
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    Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
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    She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
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    The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.
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