Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

American comic actor

Lived from: 1895-1977

Category: Movie

Quotes: Groucho Marx

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    My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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    As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case of divorce and so will my wife.
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    A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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    A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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    Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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    Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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    Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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    Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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    Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
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    Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

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    Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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    From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend on reading it.

    Source: Life (9 geb. 1962), over Dawn Ginsbergh's Revenge van S.J. Perelman

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    From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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    From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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    Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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