Joe E. Lewis

American writer

Category: Writers (Contemporary)

Quotes: Joe E. Lewis

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    A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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    Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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    I always wake up at the crack of ice.
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    I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
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    I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
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    I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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    I drink to forget I drink.
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    I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
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    I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
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    I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
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    I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
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    It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
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    It pays to get drunk with the best people.
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    Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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    Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
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