Quotes by Joey Adams

Joey Adams

American comedian

Alive from: 1911-1999

Category: Comedians and humor | Media

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  Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

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  A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

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  Psychiatrist: A man who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.

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  Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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  Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.