Quotes by Joey Adams
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
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Psychiatrist: A man who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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