Jonathan Swift

English writer

Lived from: 1667-1745

Category: Writers (Contemporary)

Quotes: Jonathan Swift

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A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
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A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?
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I have heard say that complimenting is lying.
Source: Polite conversation
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet when we want shoes.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
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And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together.
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Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the worst sort of reading.
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
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As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
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Books, the children of the brain.
Source: A Tale of a Tub (1704)
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But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into a better before I was called into the best, and not die here in a rage, like a poisoned rat in a hole.