Josh Billings

Josh Billings

American humorist

Lived from: 1815-1885

Category: Comedians and humor

Quotes: Josh Billings

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    Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
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    The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
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    Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool.
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    A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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    Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.
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    A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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    A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
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    A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
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    About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
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    Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist - it reduces him to his fighting weight.
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    Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
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    As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.
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    As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.
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    As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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    Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
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