Quotes by Josh Billings

Josh Billings

Josh Billings

American humorist

Alive from: 1815-1885

Category: Comedians and humor

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    I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
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    I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
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    I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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    If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.
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    If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
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    If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles. Safe on her own nose all the time.
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    In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
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    It ain't so much trouble to get rich as it is to tell when we have got rich.
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    It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter heaven.
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    It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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    It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.
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    It may be risky to marry for love, but it's so honest that the Lord just has to smile on it.
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    It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
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    Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
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    Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
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