Quotes by Josh Billings

Josh Billings

Josh Billings

American humorist

Alive from: 1815-1885

Category: Comedians and humor

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    Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
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    Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
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    Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
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    Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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    Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
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    Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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    Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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    Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.
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    Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
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    Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
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    Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, get your breakfast first.
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    No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
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    Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
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    One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can.
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    One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
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