Quotes by Josh Billings

Josh Billings

Josh Billings

American humorist

Alive from: 1815-1885

Category: Comedians and humor

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    When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.
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    When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
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    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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    Wisdom deprives even poverty of half its power.
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    Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
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    Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
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    You can buy a pretty good dog with a lot of money, but you can't buy the wag of its tail.
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    Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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    There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
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