Ogden Nash

Ogden Nash

American poet

Lived from: 1902-1971

Category: Poets (Contemporary)

Quotes: Ogden Nash

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    A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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    A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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    And one of his partners asked ''Has he vertigo?'' and the other glanced out and down and said ''Oh no, only about ten feet more.''
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    Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
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    Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
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    Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
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    Good wine needs no bush, and perhaps products that people really want need no hard-sell or soft-sell TV push. Why not? Look at pot.
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    Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures - take them, George, they're yours!
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    How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
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    I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
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    I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.
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    I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
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    If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
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    If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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    Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.
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