Robert Orben

Robert Orben

American editor, writer, humorist

Lived from: 1927-

Category: Comedians and humor | Media | Writers (Contemporary)

Quotes: Robert Orben

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    Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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    I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
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    Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
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    More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
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    Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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    To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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    Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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