Quotes by Robert Orben

Robert Orben

American editor, writer, humorist

Alive from: 1927-

Category: Comedians and humor | Media | Writers (Contemporary)

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  Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

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  I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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  Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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  Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

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  More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

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  Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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  To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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  Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.