Samuel Levenson

American humorist, writer, teacher, television host, and journalist.

Lived from: 1911-1980

Category: Comedians and humor | Media | Writers (Contemporary)

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  Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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  Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

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  Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

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  Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.

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  It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

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  It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

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  The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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  When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

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  You can't start at the top.

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  You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

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