Quotes by Steve Martin

Steve Martin
American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician
Alive from: 1945-
Category: Music | Comedians and humor | Movie | Media | Writers (Contemporary)
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
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Nothing I do is done by popular demand.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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