Quotes by Steve Martin

Steve Martin

American actor, comedian, writer, producer and musician

Alive from: 1945-

Category: Music | Comedians and humor | Movie | Media | Writers (Contemporary)

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  Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

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  Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

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  I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

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  I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
  

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  I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
  

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  Love is a promise delivered already broken.
  

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  Nothing I do is done by popular demand.
  

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  Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
  

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  Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!

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  You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

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  You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.