Will Rogers

Will Rogers

American actor and humorist

Lived from: 1879-1935

Category: Comedians and humor | Movie

Quotes: Will Rogers

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    I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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    I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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    I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
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    I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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    I never met a man I didn't like.
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    I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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    I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
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    If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.


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    If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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    If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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    If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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    In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
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    In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
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    Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.