Will Rogers

Will Rogers

American actor and humorist

Lived from: 1879-1935

Category: Comedians and humor | Movie

Quotes: Will Rogers

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    The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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    The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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    The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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    The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

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    The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
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    The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ''How is the president?''
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    The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
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    The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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    The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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    The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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    The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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    There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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    There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
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    There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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    There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.