Will Rogers

Will Rogers

American actor and humorist

Lived from: 1879-1935

Category: Comedians and humor | Movie

Quotes: Will Rogers

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    There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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    There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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    There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
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    Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

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    Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
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    This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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    This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
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    Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
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    We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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    We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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    We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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    What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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    When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do - well, that's Memoirs.
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    With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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    Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.