Quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

American movie director and actor

Alive from: 1935 -

Category: Movie

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    I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
    Source: Standup Comic (1999)
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    I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
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    I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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    I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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    I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.
    Source: Take the Money and Run (1969)
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    I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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    I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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    I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
    Source: Standup Comic (1999)
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    I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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    I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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    I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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    I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
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    I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
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    I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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    I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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